Sports

Sports have always played a big part in Berty's life and you can see how its influenced both him and his dress sense over the years

Table Football

Berty has always had an affinity for table football. If there is ever a way to play football, he will find it. As he got bigger, so did the tables and so did the time spent on them. The table at sixth form single handedly bringing all of his A-Levels down a grade but all worth it for the few wins I'm sure he has had. Even if I haven't witnessed them myself...

Real Football

He may love table football and be rather good at it, but he would always much rather be actually kicking a ball or watching others kick a ball. He was greeted out of the womb with a ball and has always had one near since.

You can see the shift from Luton shirts to Arsenal shirts happened very early on, showing signs of intelligence, although given current results, now we're not so sure...

He went on to play for a few teams, beginning with Stretton Athletic (below) before St Peters Celtic and on to various Uni and sunday league teams. Last summer he made a shock move from VTS to Dynamo Leamington to play with his more talented and website creating Brother, where they spent the season unbeaten.

Below is the kit that nearly caused his Nana to disown him

At this point he had developed quite the football brain even if other parts of his brain had to make way for it. He tried a small stint in management before becoming a instrumental part of the academies of Cov and West Brom

Competitiveness

"There's only one thing worse than Berty losing, and that's Berty winning"

Water Sports

Bert really loves the water and loves nothing more than messing about in the pool or splashing about in the sea, just drifting away, wave after wave, slowly drifting